my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)
The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.
have you ever tried typing on a keyboard you arent familiar with
jave yuo ever yried typong on a leyboard yuo arent familiar woth
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.